I don't think I've ever heard of anything so ludicrous in my life. A child was being investigated for an alleged assault on another child, with.........wait for it........a single pink fluffy marshmallow. Yes, really. The pupil who was 'hit' called his parents on his mobile, they rang the school, and the school rang the police. No pain, no injury, nothing, and now this kid is being investigated over an alleged assault. Honestly, nothing surprises me in this country anymore. It's a shambles of a country, and in so many words, it's going down the pan (that's me being polite due to this being a family site).

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...RSHMALLOW.html

Any chance we can just end the world and start all over again?