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    This morning BBC Breakfast asked viewers to send in short 2 line topical poems. Thought it might be fun to see what you could all come up with.

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    Default Re: 2 line topical poem

    Ok, here one about the current financial situation..

    Money makes the work go round, without were all stuck
    Now the banks are falling down, do the government give a ****

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    Buck?

    The sun sets down over the ocean blue
    We close our eyes and then our dreams come true
    -------------------------------------------------
    Flowers blossom in the early spring
    Love is in the air but I can't smell a thing
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    Rain is falling down on my rooftop
    It goes like drip drop drip drop drip drop

    Ok that is it for now
    This Fox might out trick you but that does not mean I don't care

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    Christmas is coming, I don't know what to do
    Can't even afford paper for the loo!

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    Default Re: 2 line topical poem

    bonfire night goes up in smoke
    this credit crunch is a blummin joke
    Cheeky aren't I

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    lol I can't think of one
    but I love my son

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    Default Re: 2 line topical poem

    I think the idea here, was for the poems to be topical, ie based on something that's current in the news ;)
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    Ow ok let's give that one a go too then, even though some were kinda topical hehe.

    A lot of banks go down the drain
    So all people are going insane
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    Obama will kill Osama so he said
    But he will probably be hiding in Bush' shed
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    The people live in total fear
    But trust me people, the end is not near.
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    A machine created to fake the evolutionary BOOM
    Looked a bit messy at first, but not as messy as my room
    This Fox might out trick you but that does not mean I don't care

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    Death, stabbing, murdering, it's insane,
    Why do we live on a planet with all this pain?



    Money, Money, Money what has this world come to
    Politics, politics, politics, flush it down the loo.



    We're sapping this world of it's life
    Like an evil husband beating his wife




    How's that lol

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