whats the funniest pet name youve ever heard

A neighbour had a staffie called reefer quite ironik as she was a drugie lol i had a horse called nipper hnce the name he bit u lol we had a dog called nike but was said like nikeeeeee

We had the obvious - a rabbit called - you guessed it "Peter"!!

Our cat was called "Flicko" - she got that name because when she was very tiny her tail used to stand up on end and she would flick it - we couldn't call her "Miss Whiplash" could we?

We're now back to sensible names - the dog's called "Bonnie".

and so the story goes we have a wee minature jack russel we named her minnie me as in the film u know the 1 i'm talking about but we now call her deaneo as she play's football so well better than most pro footballers as in ronald etc etc lol in fact 2 b honest she gets called a few choice name none i care 2 mention lol but she answeres 2 them all poor wee soul and she is the best dog ever AND WE ALL LOVE HER 2 BITS xxxx my we special deanio lol omg how daft am i :o)p

hmm well ...
my 1st dog was was my parents when i was younger he was called bimbo ( german shepard) then we got another dog after he passed away from a lady who owned a animal sanctuary he was supposed to be a german shepard lolhas he had all the markings he was called prince he was loving but was a heinz 57 as mum said we then got a girl alsation from someone who didnt want her her name didnt suit her so we changed it to lady but when she came into season we had to rehome her unfortuntely :( i left home and got my own dog he was called caesar he was a german shepard and very loyal to me had 3 others of my own a black lab called blacky lol a jack russel named meg but i changed it to gemma and a dog of another friend who couldnt look after her she was lovely but didn't like being kept in her name was spirit we had to give her up thou as she had been mis treated by her previous owner :( we now have my cat called pickles as he is a right pickle, dozers dog misty and buffy lol we had to put names in a bowl to choose her name as she came with the name belle that really didn't suit her lol

Hmmm, I love this post........here goes.


When we were kids my mum n dad were tight lol, we werent allowed dog so wwe had to borrow next door neighbours from time to time (Brandy) he was a staff and a great family dog. When brandy got old the next dog to appear was Tipsy..Dunno why tipsy was very young :) I know tipsy wasnt around for very long tho hehehe and the owner was very old..

We had a budgie called joey, we got another susie but i opened the cage and it flew away...shhhhhh....
We had 2 rabbits, bubble n squeak but they were poisoned by some evil ppl....
they unfortunately passed away..
We had fish, they had no names
My sister had a 'golden skink' called shorty, was well long lololol. Plenty of crickets to go with that hehehehehe. Me mum hated it lol.

Me grandma had a budgie called bluey, she learnt it how to talk and it used to say 'lets go jimmys' which was a pub and 'beryls a cow' which was neighbour hehehehe. used to sit on edge of pint glass drinking and pick me ucles nose lolol ewwwwww.


Since i been grown up ive had a few pets.......i got a gerbil, cant rem its name, me dogs got it one day and flattened it.......had 2 hamsters mickey and goofy... lol had 2 dogs ronnie n reggie....unfortunately ronnie passed away at an early age so we got butch to keep reggie company but he was so naughty i told him to get out one day and not come back.............i havent seen him since........bout 6yrs ago now. So we were left with Reggie. We decided on a rabbit...which dylan named 'marcus' after a giraffe at chester zoo......marcus died last yr, he was 10......

We got some fish, a supersized goldfish we named jaws (my sister has had him for 10yrs) we have passed him on to someone else now. few more fish dint really have names.......

then we got some golden axolotls......they r like salamanders....they r lovely things live in water and eat meat....hand feed them or they wont find the food lol(i have chopsticks, works a treat) lol. I call them pinky n perky but Dylan has named the sonic and shadow..


My sister has 2 geckos, called declan and mickey.....pass lol

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Used to have a dog when i was young, called Shugar as she was nearly all white with just some brown on her ears. Had another dog when younger too, called Spinney, when we got her she was very nervous and she used to run round in a circle after her tail so we named her spinney haha xx Had some rats named, sylvester, fluffy, babybop, barney :D

years ago we had two ferrets one called satan an the other was lacresha borsha
i remember that satan was so tame ade loved him he could do anything with him but people was frightened of ferrets as they can be vicious lol not satan tho one day my youngest brother pete stayed the night but he would not get out of bed next morning so ade joker as he always was put satan in the bottom of the bed lol well you never seen anyone move so fast in your life was so funny pete said he could feel satan going up his leg an he was worried for him manhood lol got him out of bed hehehe

lol thats funny elaine ....a neighbour of ours used to keep ferrets when we were kids i remember he got bit my one made a right mess !!!