English man, Scottish man and a Irish man talking abot thier wifes, English man says "i think my wife is having a affair with a plumber cos i found pipes and tools under the bed" Scottish man says "i know that feeling, i think my mrs is having a affair with a window cleaner cos i found a bucket, a sponge and a cpl of rags under our bed" Paddy replies "you think you got problems, my mrs is sick cos i think she is having sex with a horse cos i came home last week and found a jockey under our bed!"