i thought it was funny lol

Wealthy businessman is driving home one evening and he sees this guy on the
side of the road, on his hands and knees eating the grass. He pulls the car
over and asks the man what he is doing?

"I'm an asylum seeker, I've only been in this country only two weeks and
I've had nothing to eat since I arrived"

"Bloody hell", replies the man, "that's terrible, you best come in my car
and I'll take you back to my home."

A couple of miles down the road the businessman sees another man on the side
of the road, again eating grass. He stops the car and asks the same
question.

He gets the same reply "I'm an asylum seeker, I've only been in this country
one week and I've had nothing to eat since I arrived"

"This is scandalous!" replies the man, you best come in my car and I'll take
you back to my home."

After about another couple of miles they see yet another man eating grass on
the side of the road but this time the businessman drives straight past.

"Aren't you going to stop for him?" ask the asylum seekers.

"Bloody hell", replies the businessman, "how big do you think my lawn is?"