Jamaican Sandals

A married couple was on holiday in

Jamaica. They were touring around the

market place looking at the goods and such when they passed this small

sandal shop.

From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican

accent say, 'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!'

So they walked in, and the Jamaican said, 'I have some special sandals I

tink you would be interested in... Dey make you wild at sex.

The wife got really interested in buying the sandals, but the husband

felt he really didn't need them, being the sex god he was. The husband asked

the shopkeeper, 'How could sandals make you into a sex freak?'

The Jamaican replied, 'Just try

dem on, Mon. You doan haff to do nutting

cept try dem on.' So the

husband, after some badgering from his wife,

finally gave in, and tried them on.

As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his

eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an

eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table,

yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm

hold of the Jamaican's hips.

The Jamaican then began screaming, 'You

got dem on da wrong feet! Mon, you

got dem on da wrong feet!'.