A plane is on its way to Melbourne when a blonde in Economy Class

gets upand moves to the First Class section and sits down.
The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket.

She then tells the blonde passenger that she paid for Economy

so she will have to go sit back there.
The blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne
and I'm staying right here!'

The flight attendant goes into the cockpit, tells the pilot and co-pilot
there is some blonde bimbo sitting in First Class

who belongs in Economy and won't move back to her seat.

The co-pilot goes back to the blonde and tries to explain

because she paid for Economy only, she is only entitled to an Economy place

and she will have to return to her original seat.

The blonde replies, 'I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Melbourne
and I'm staying right here!'

Exasperated, the co-pilot tells the pilot it was no use talking.
He probably should have police waiting when they land

to arrest this blonde who won't listen to reason.

The pilot says, 'You say she's blonde? I'll handle this,

I'm married to a blonde, and I speak blonde!'


He goes back to the blonde, whispers in her ear,

and she says, 'Oh I'm sorry - I had no idea,'

gets up and moves back to her seat in the Economy section.


The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and ask the pilot

what he said to make her move without any fuss.




The pilot replied,

'I told her First Class isn't going to Melbourne.'