A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assignment
so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly there was a giggle from one of the boys in
the class. She quickly turned and asked, 'What's so funny, Pat?' 'I just saw one of your garters!' 'Get
out of my classroom,' she yells, 'I don't want to see you for three days!' The teacher turns back to
the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title the assignment, she reaches to the very top of
the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an even louder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns
and asks, 'What's so funny, Billy?' 'I just saw both of your garters!' Again, she yells, 'Get out of
my classroom! This time the punishment is more severe, I don't want to see you for three weeks!' Embarrassed
and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. So she bends over to pick it up. This
time there is an burst of laughter from another male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny
leaving the classroom. 'Where do you think you're going?' she asks. 'From what I just saw, my school
days are over!'