Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and
pass a
flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying her flowers.

The Redhead sighs and says: 'Oh crap, my boy friend is buying me
flowers again.'
The blonde looks quizzically at her and says: 'You don't like getting
flowers from your boyfriend?'

The redhead replies: 'I love getting flowers, but he always has
expectations
after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next
three days
on my back with my legs in the air.'

The blonde says:




.......'Don't you have a vase?'
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