A Fight With A Dwarf

How the fight started :

I rear-ended a car this morning on the way to work

I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day.

The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it.... He was a dwarf.

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and said "I'm NOT F*#%ing Happy!"

So I said "Well, which f*#%ing one are you then?"

And that's how the fight started......