A Blonde's Year in Review

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was
too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to
print labels.....Helllloooo .....bottles won't fit
in printer

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle
in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power
went out

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong
instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those
little packets

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a
lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming
competition.....learned later, the other swimmers
cheated, they used their arms

August - Got locked out of my car in rain
storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't
it

October - Hate M &M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .
instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!

December - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh".....there's
no "eleven" button on the stupid phone

What a year!!