Tiger Woods drives his BMW in2 a petrol station in a remote part of ireland,
the attendant who knows nothing about golf or Tiger, says " top of the mornin 2 ya sir"
Tiger nods & bends 2 pick up the nozzle - as he does so 2 tees fall out of his shirt pocket
"what are those?" asks the attendant "
theyre called tee's theyre for resting my balls on when im driving" says tiger
" well bugger me" says the irishman "
BMW think of everything!!!!