A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After
looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told
the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a Fortune. Well", said the clerk, "I have a very large bullfrog They say it's been
trained to do blowjobs!" Blowjobs!", the woman replied. It hasn't been
proven but we've sold 30 of them This month", he said. The woman thought
it would be a great gag gift and what if it's true...no more blowjobs for
her! She bought the frog. When she explained froggy's ability to her
husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to
bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting
act again. In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of
pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing
sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and
the frog reading cookbooks. What are you two doing at this hour?," she
asked. The husband replied, "If I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is
outta here."