Scoucers!!!

Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson and bragged that, despite
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being 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night.
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Cilla Black who was also a guest, looked intrigued.
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After the show, Cilla said, "Sean, if I'm not bein' too forward, I'd luv to
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ave sex with yer, let's go back to my 'ouse, we could 'ave a lorra fun."
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So they went back to her place. After a couple of drinks they went off to bed
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and had an hour of mad passionate sex together.
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Afterwards,Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me shleep for half an hour, and we can have better sex.
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But while I'm shleeping, hold my bawls in your left hand and ma wullie in your right hand".
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Cilla looks a bit perplexed, but says "Okay".
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He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex than before.
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Then Sean says, "Cilla, that was wonderful.
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But if you let me shleep for an hour, we can have the besht shex yet. You'll have to......
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I know Sean. Yer want me to 'old onto yer bat 'n balls again. No problem hun".
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Cilla complies with the routine. Again, the results are absolutely mind blowing.
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Once it's all over, they have a drink. Sean lights a cigarette and Cilla asks
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"Sean, tell me, this 'oldin yer balls in one hand and yer Willie in the other does it really stimulate yer that much?"
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Sean replies, "No, not at all Cilla but the last time I shlept with a scouser, she stole ma wallet."