emotion party

>EMOTION PARTY
>
>A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come
>as different emotions e.g. fear etc.

On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and the host
opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and V
>painted on his chest. He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what
>emotion have you come as?"
>The guy says, "I'm green with NV".
>
>The host replies, "Brilliant come on In and have a drink."
>
>A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the
>door to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa
>wrapped around her most intimate parts.
>
>He says to this woman, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you
>come as?"
>She replies, "I'm tickled pink."
>The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party."
>
>A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time,
>and the host opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and Mick,
>standing stark naked, one with his willy in bowl of custard and the other
>with
>his willy stuck in a pear.
>
>The host is really shocked and says, "What the hell are you both doing?
>You could get arrested standing like that out there in the street.
>Anyhow what emotion is this supposed to be?"
>
>Paddy replies, "Welllll, Oim fokn discustard, and Mick here has
>just come in despair