Nudists Club

Nudists club

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A guy joins a nudest club he walks around and beautiful blonde aproaches him.
"Did you call for me?" she asks
"What do you mean?" he says
"You must be new you have an erection that means you called for me" she says
Then she throws him down on the ground and has her way with him .

He then goes to sauna and as he sits down he farts a huge guy comes over and says "Did you call for me "
The guy looks up and says "No what do you mean"
"Oh you must be new here". he says
Then he spins him around bends him over and has his way with him

The guy goes straight to the office the naked secretary is amazed as he says "Keep my 500 pound membership here is my keys I am leaving "
She looks at him and says "but sir you have only been here 1 hour"
He replied "Lady I am 86 I get an erection once a month I fart 15 times a day!