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This is a discussion on Condoms within the Objects forums, part of the Humour category; Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms AND kept > the same tagline........... > > Sainsbury Condoms ...

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    Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms AND kept
    > the same tagline...........
    >
    > Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better
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    > Tesco Condoms - every little helps
    >
    > Nike Condoms - Just do it.
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    > Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
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    > Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
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    > KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.
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    > Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
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    > Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
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    > Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
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    > Halifax Condoms - Always Giving You Extra
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    > Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
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    > Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.
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    > Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop
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    > Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper
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    > Goodyear condoms - 'for a longer ride go wide'
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    > Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
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    > Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
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    > Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
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    > Renault condoms - size really does matter!
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    > Flash condoms - just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work
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    > Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!
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    > Heineken condoms - reaches parts that others just cannot reach
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    > Carlsberg condoms - probably the best in the world
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    > Mars condoms - pleasure you can't measure
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    > AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service
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    > Pepperami condoms - It's a bit of an animal
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    > Polo condoms - the one with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)
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    > L'Oreal condoms - because your worth it!
    >
    > Mr Muscle condoms - love the jobs you hate

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    Hehehehe nice one. made me look at some more that might sound funny and I found a website with The 100 Most Influential Taglines Since 1948.
    So I picked some to add to this list of nice ones...Hope you like them


    California Milk Processor Board Condoms - Got milk? (1993)
    American Express Condoms - Don’t leave home without it. (1975)
    Wendy’s Condoms - Where’s the beef? (1984)
    Allstate Insurance Condoms - You’re in good hands with Allstate. (1956)
    Miller Lite Condoms - Tastes great, less filling. (1974)
    Timex Condoms - Takes a licking and keeps on ticking. (1956)
    FedEx Condoms - When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. (1982)
    AT&T Condoms - Reach out and touch someone. (1979)
    MasterCard Condoms - There are some things that money can’t buy. For everything else there’s MasterCard. (1997)
    Las Vegas Condoms - What happens here, stays here. (2002)
    Virginia Slims Cigarettes Condoms - You’ve come a long way, baby. (1968)
    General Electric Condoms - We bring good things to life. (1981)
    Charmin Condoms - Please don’t squeeze the Charmin. (1964)
    Clairol Condoms - Does she or doesn’t she? (1964)
    Alka-Seltzer Condoms - I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. (1966)
    Pepsi Condoms - Come alive! You’re in the Pepsi generation. (1964)
    BMW Condoms - The ultimate driving machine. (1975)
    Bounty Condoms - The quicker picker-upper. (1991)
    National Pork Board's Condoms - Pork. The other white meat. (1986)
    U.S. Dept. of Transportation Condoms - Friends don’t let friends drive drunk. (1992)
    Lay’s Potato Chips Condoms - Betcha can’t eat just one. (1981)
    Energizer Batteries Condoms - It keeps going, and going, and going… (1989)
    Life Cereal Condoms - Hey, Mikey…he likes it! (1972)
    Partnership for a Drug-Free America Condoms - This is your brain. This is your brain on drugs. Any questions? (1987)
    Disneyland Condoms - The happiest place on earth. (1960s)
    Calvin Klein Jeans Condoms - Nothing comes between me and my Calvins. (1979)
    Maytag Appliances Condoms - Our repairmen are the loneliest guys in town. (1967)
    Esso (Exxon) Condoms - Put a tiger in your tank. (1964)
    Rolaids Condoms - How do you spell relief? R-O-L-A-I-D-S. (1970s)
    Budweiser Condoms - This Bud’s for you. (1970s)
    VISA Condoms - It’s everywhere you want to be. (1988)
    LifeCall Condoms - I’ve fallen and I can’t get up. (1990)
    Smith Barney Condoms - We make the money the old-fashioned way—we earn it. (1980s)
    Intel Condoms - Intel Inside. (early 1990s)
    Chevy Trucks Condoms - Like a rock. (1990)
    Perdue Chicken Condoms - It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken. (1972)
    Playtex Cross-Your-Heart Bra Condoms - Lifts and separates. (1960s)
    Volkswagen Condoms - Think small. (1962)
    Hebrew National Condoms - We answer to a higher authority. (1975)
    Prudential Condoms - Get a piece of the rock. (1970s)
    John Deere's Condoms - Nothing runs like a Deere. (1972)
    Greyhound Condoms - Leave the driving to us. (1950s)
    eBay Condoms - The world’s online marketplace. (late 1990s)
    Volkswagen Condoms - Drivers wanted. (1995)
    Apple Computer Condoms - Think outside the box. (1990s)
    Bayer Aspirin Condoms - Bayer works wonders. (1960s)
    Hertz Condoms - Hertz puts you in the driver’s seat. (1961)
    Cotton Incorporated Condoms - Cotton. The fabric of our lives. (1989)
    RAID Condoms - RAID kills bugs dead. (1966)
    IBM Condoms - Solutions for a small planet. (mid-1990s)
    Pepsi Condoms - For those who think young. (1961)
    Geritol Condoms - My wife, I think I’ll keep her. (1971)
    Gillette Condoms - Never let ‘em see you sweat. (1980s)
    Tareyton Cigarettes Condoms - I’d rather fight than switch. (1960s)
    Anacin Condoms - For fast, fast, fast relief. (1950s)
    Chesterfield Cigarettes Condoms - A silly millimeter longer. (1970s)
    Noxzema Condoms - Take it all off. (1960s)
    U.S. Navy Condoms - It’s not a job. It’s an adventure. (1980s)
    Oldsmobile Condoms - It’s not your father’s Oldsmobile… (1980s)
    U.S. Peace Corps Condoms - The toughest job you’ll ever love. (1970s)
    Kodak Condoms - Share moments. Share life. (1990s)

    for the reference of these taglines

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    Nice one coco :)

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    yeah good ones there coco an nice to see you back xxxxxxxxxxx

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