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    Talking Toilet Cleaning Instructions :

    Toilet Cleaning Instructions :

    1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add
    1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in
    the bowl.

    2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while
    you carry him towards the bathroom.

    3. In one smooth movement, put the cat
    in the toilet and close both lids.

    You may need to stand on the lid.

    4. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come
    >from the toilet; the cat is actually enjoying this.

    5. Flush the toilet three or four times.
    This provides a 'power-wash and rinse'.

    6. Have someone open the front door
    of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the
    front door.

    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you
    can and quickly lift both lids.

    8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet,
    streak through the bathroom and run
    outside where he will dry himself off.

    9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

    Sincerely,

    The Dog

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    hehehe good one skit!

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