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This is a discussion on Ferrari F1 within the Objects forums, part of the Humour category; The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the ...
The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.
This announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
British government's 'Work for your Dole' scheme and employ some
Liverpudlian youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a
recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Toxteth were able to remove
a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas
Ferrari's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of
pounds worth of high tech equipment.
It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team
as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over
every other team.
However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew's first
practice session, not only was the scouse pit crew able to change all four
wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed,
re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag
of weed and some photos of Kimi's bird in the shower.
thats great lmao![]()