Teacher, I need the toilet

A little boy went to school, started his lesson but it wasnt long before he needed the toilet so he asked the teacher could he go.
The teacher replied tell me the first letter of the alphabet then you can go. But the little boy did not know it and told the teacher who said learn it when you go home and tell me tomorrow.
So when he got home his Mum was busy cooking tea and when he asked her to tell him the first letter of the alphabet she said 'ohhhh shut up'! so he went to ask his dad who was watching footie on the TV, when asked his dad replied 'yessssssssssssssss' as his supporting team had just scored a goal so he went upstairs and asked his sister who was listening to her favourite song and her reply was 'michael jackson michael jackson' so he thought he would try his little brother who was playing in his car. Wehn asked his little brother replied 'in my brum brum car in my brum brum car'.

So with that the little boy went to bed that night memorising what his family had told him. The day after at school the teacher asked the little boy the first letter of the alphabet.
He replied 'ohhhhh shut up'! she then said 'do you want to go to see the headmaster? The boys reply was 'yessssssssss'. When the headmaster asked who do you think tou are talking to the teacher like that? the boy replied 'michael jackson michael jackson' so when asked how he was gonna get himself out of this cheeky mess he said ' in my brum brum car in my brum brum car.

hehehehe my mum typed this for me.