yeti jokes

What kind of money do yetis use?
Iced lolly.

What do you get if you cross a yeti with a kangaroo?
A fur coat with big pockets.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?
A jumbo yeti!

When should you feed yetis milk to a baby?
When it's a baby yeti.

Could you kill the Abominable Snowman just by throwing eggs at him?
Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated.

What do you get if you cross the Abominable Snowman with Dracula?
Frostbite.

Can the Abominable Snowman jump very high?
Hardly - he can only just clear his throat!

What happened to the big shaggy yeti when he crashed through the screen door?
She strained herself.

What do you give a seasick yeti?
Plenty of room.

Where are yetis found?
They're so big they're hardly ever lost.