knock knock

Ive not heard that one before lol

I think its spose to be Boo Hoo lol

what do u call a deer with no eyes









no idea
(no eye deer)

knock knock

who's there

Docter?

Docter who?

HOW did you know my name !

bloke goes to the doctors, he said you gotta help me, i think im a moth, dr says, you dont need me you need a shrink, why did you come here? bloke says "your ligh was on"

very very funny ha ha :-)

knock knock whos there banna banna who banna pants

new teacher goes to a school on the last day of term, and says to the class she will be teaching next term, my name is mrs franny, if anyone can remeber my name when we get back off holidays i will give them the day off. little timmy thinks thats easy, her name is fanny with a "r" in it, all through the holidays little timmy keeps repeating to himself "fanny with a r, fanny with a r". first day of school comes and the teacher says to her new class, "ok, like i said, if anyone remembered ,y name they can go home" litle timmy put his hand up, " i remembered mrs, your name is mrs crunt

A english man irlish man and a scotlish man their were all on the plane the plane was getting to heavy and was droping slowly their had to drop things out of the plane the english man drops a book the scotlish man drop a knife the irlish drops a grenade and the plane landed later they were walking down a street the english finds a kid knock out and his book was next to him he said " oh thanks of chatching my book " picks his book up and walks off the scotlish man finds a kid dead on the floor and finds his knife he said " oh thanks for chatching my knife " he picks up his knife and walks off the irlish man finds a kid laughting he said " whats so funny " the kid said " i farted and my house blow up.