Professions Fight

Two Drs board a flight out of Gatwick. One sits in the window seat, the other in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a lawyer sits in the seat by the aisle. The lawyer kicks off his shoes, wiggle his toes, and starts to settle in, when the Dr in the window seat says, "I think I'll get up and get a coke."

"No problem," says the Lawyer, "I'm by the aisle. I'll get it for you."

While he's gone, one of the drs picks up the attorney's shoe and spits in it. When he returns with the coke, the other Dr says, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too."

Again, the lawyer obligingly fetches the drink. While he's gone, the other Dr picks up the other shoe and spits in it.

The lawyer comes back and they all sit back and enjoy the flight. As the plane is landing, however, the Lawyer slips his feet into his shoes and realizes immediately what has happened.

"How long must this go on?" he asks the Drs. "This fighting between our professions? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?"