One for the fellas

**Firefox** · 08-02-10 07:45 PM

Why Some Men Have Dogs and Not Wives (from local newspaper)

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you accidentally call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog - they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask: "If I died, would you get another dog?".

10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a perv.

11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

12. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.