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On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Was there a spate of this happening somewhere?)
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Actual Label Instructions On Consumer Goods.... In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity
On Sears hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save some time?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: Fly ...... Airways.)
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
(The shoplifter special.) On a bag of Fritos.
On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how . . .?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But it's *just* a suggestion.)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box):
"Do not turn upside down."
(Too late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating."
(As night follows the day . . . )
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could
get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(One would hope.)
On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to what?)
On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(I gotta admit, I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a newsflash.)
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Was there a spate of this happening somewhere?)
Don't be glum and sit on your bum.
Be a go getter and you'll feel much better. x
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Re: Actual Label Instructions On Consumer Goods.... lol really good one that :)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Was there a spate of this happening somewhere?)
OMG
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Re: Actual Label Instructions On Consumer Goods.... hehehe, some of em tho ya think, ohhyea i seen that one lolol. how silly r they hehehe.
Hope ur feeling ok...
Don't be glum and sit on your bum.
Be a go getter and you'll feel much better. x
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