classes for men

[sarah&reanne]

Classes for Men at

THE MERSEYTRAVEL LEARNING & DEVELOPMENT CENTRE

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
by Thursday, 14th Feb. 2008

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM .


Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.





Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.



Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practice.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.



Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.





Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning
at 7:00 PM





Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups.
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM





Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum.
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.





Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.





Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.



Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.





Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and Role-playing .
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined





Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.



Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.





Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

Send this to all the guys that you think can stand the heat, and to all the ladies for the chuckle of their day[/CENTER][/CENTER]

[Chewy]

LMFAO

I realy like that one sarah - very very good

Wonder if I could book Magz on it :D :D

[KneeHighNinja]

pmsl all men should be made to do all them

[sarah&reanne]

i guess i could try , he could go with paul lol

[sarah&reanne]

pmsl all men should be made to do all them

lmao yup elaine should be made to do it

[D2]

lmao were not that usless, just a bit usless :P

[NL-Foxy]

Even if we would go to a class, the teacher would probably be a woman and we all know that we men never understand women so it would probably be useless hehehe

[Gez]

Even if we would go to a class, the teacher would probably be a woman and we all know that we men never understand women so it would probably be useless hehehe

LOL Foxy.....
You do understand us all so very well....... I just think you all have selective hearing...and chose to ignore us.. thos this is proven to get results...

"I need chocs flowers n cuddles for my birthday.. n would u like a beer?" now bet that got your atttention!!

My new rule.. add would u like a beer on end of every sentence, men would soon listen

Lol Sarah, yep i deffo agree, it shoud be compulsary for them to attend..