Good old Valentines day.

[jacs]

Tell us your favourite Valentines poem or just the good old fashioned ones which we all know to see how many we can think of.

Ill start with.............................................. ..

I walked past your window and saw you undress
I saw your frilly undies and your non-hairy chest
I thought I would see more but love is unkind
You came to the window and pulled down the blind!

[Chewy]

Good one Jacs

Saw this one and it made me laugh hehehe :-

My love is like a cabbage
Divided into two
The leaves I give to others
The Heart I give to you

But I do like this one :)

There's nowhere that I'd rather be
Than in your heart to stay.
There's nothing that I'd rather do
Than look at you all day.
There's no-one who could ever love
As much as I love you.
There's nothing that I'd rather hear
Than that you love me too.

[Gez]

Still my all time fav.........

I love you more today than yesterday, but less than tomorrow.
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You’re in my thoughts and in my heart
Wherever I may go;
On Valentine’s Day I’d like to say
I care more than you know.

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I love you more than chocolate,
Red Wine & Buiscuits too;
I'd happily go on a diet
if i could have more of you!!
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I've been watching you for ages,
When you're on the bus or walking,
But I know you've never noticed that
I've been arrested twice for stalking.

[NL-Foxy]

Let's give it a go, valentine's day it is:

The day that you wait for a card or more
Looking anxiously at the floor
Till someone of your dreams stops
And the card of love drops

After 24 hours of staring
You are left in single caring
Painfull eyes burning of desire
Calling your mailman a liar

Thinking that you are alone in the night
Without a woman to hold you tight
Wishing you were not there
Crying that life ain't fair

But then the sun enlights the next day of your life
You wake up and realise you still have that same old wife
After so many years
And again you leave yourself in unwanted tears

[skit]

Awww those ones are lovely



the only rhyme i can remember is :

i love you i love you almighty i wish you pj's where next to my nighty,
don't be mistaken don't be misled
i mean on my washing line not in my bed :P



Roses are red and violets are blue
your my dream date
and i love you

Roses are red and violets are blue
sugar is sweet and so are you,

i love you and you love me
we we're really meant to be
in my dreams you'll always be
and in my heart with me.

[kazzy]

Seriously after reading the poems and valentines things today i decided to go round sites having a nosey,, and i come across these two things for naff valentines things just to add a bit of humour to the occassion



that purely for the verse

and this purely for the naff card it deserves the title of btw the selling of these cards are reaching record sales which has shocked me... you can even get them on ebay :S
i think id rather do without or a home made one myself but do enjoy

[NL-Foxy]

Actually mine was my own making but nice pics kazzy hehehe

[sarah&reanne]

hehehe i like the tesco one

[D2]

lmao nice 1 kaz no ideas sarah :P

[cyberbabes]

nice one kazzy , hehe good for value though sarah lol