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  1. 02-03-07 04:07 PM #1
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    Ladies Prayer

    Now I lay me
    Down to sleep.
    I pray the lord
    My shape to keep.
    Please no wrinkles
    Please no bags
    And please lift my butt
    Before it sags.
    Please no age spots
    Please no gray
    And as for my belly,
    Please take it away
    Please keep me healthy
    Please keep me young,
    And thank you Dear Lord
    for all that you've done!
    Don't be glum and sit on your bum.
    Be a go getter and you'll feel much better. x
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    lol
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    if only!!!! :)
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    Thats probably the best prayer I've heard!!
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