Action plan for Web addicts

1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my PAPER newspaper like I used to, before the Web.

2) I will eat breakfast every day with a knife and fork and never with one hand typing.

3) I will decide what to wear before noon.

4) I will make an attempt to completely clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before going online

5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unlucky few friends and family that are Not Online.6) I will call someone on the phone who I can't get in touch with via the web.

7) I am going to read a magazine... if I still recall how.

8) I will pay attention to those around me about their needs and stop telling them to turn the television down in order to hear the music on the internet.

9) I will not be tempted throughout TV ads to take a look for e-mail.

10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, whether it's required or not.

11) I will keep in mind that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my chequebook simply because I was too busy on the internet.

12) Last, although not least, I am going to remember that I must go to bed at some point... and the Web will always be there tomorrow!