Man having a bad day lol

“A woman never forgets the men she could have had; a man, the women he couldn't”

“Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.”

“When a man gets up to speak, people listen, then look. When a woman gets up, people look; then, if they like what they see, they listen.”

“Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right, instantly”

“When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.”

“An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.”

“Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.”

“A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.”

“A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed”

“A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.”

“Men say they love independence in a woman, but they don't waste a second demolishing it brick by brick.”

“Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.”