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This is a discussion on Wine versus Water within the General Fun, Puzzles & Quizzes forums, part of the Fun and Games category; To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't. As Ben Franklin said: 'In wine there ...
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: 'In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.' In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of s**t .
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service
Last edited by kazzy; 11-04-08 at 07:18 PM.
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