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    HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY? (Written by kids)


    You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10
    No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10

    WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?


    Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10

    HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?

    You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8


    WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?


    Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8


    WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?


    Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8


    On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. -- Martin, age 10



    WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?


    I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -- Craig, age 9


    WHEN IS IT OK TO KISS SOMEONE?


    When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7


    The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - - curt, age 7

    The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8[/left]


    IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?


    It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9


    HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?


    There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? -- Kelvin, age 8


    And the #1 Favorite is........

    HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?


    Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10

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    lol,different i'll say tht

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    different way of looking at things i spose hehehe

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    LOL i wish i'd known tht when i was tht age it would of definitely saved me from so many problems in my life lol

    i do agree with the comment about boys need someone to marry to clean up behind them hehehe

    the rest of it well it's different to say the least :P

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    OMG where do kids that age get all their info from please it's defo a different sumat going on in the water mayb lol when i was that age al we done was play with dolls and prams and c**p like that u did'nt even think about things like BLEEDIN HECK WHAT'S THIS WORLD COMING 2 HELLLLLPPPPPPPP!!!! WE R BEING TAKEN OVER BY KIDS WITH ADULT BRAINS LMFAO!!!

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    good post thanks jo.

    god our kids are growing up to quick,,,,,, i dont think i would of ever thought of anytthing like that when i was 7 or 8. i was more intrested in playing games, dolls ect ect,,,,


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    ""The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8["""


    OMG. im glad i never listened to that advice......... id have ermmmm far to many kids... n unless they allow biggamy Id be deffo stuck!!

    But they do say not a truer word comes from a kid... mayb were all doomed
    " Im the one your mum warned you about........ theres 20p call her, n tell her u wont be home for tea!"

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    maybe we are all dooomed,

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    Default Re: relationship advice from kids

    Makes us realise how clever kids actually are and even though they don't understand on whats going on - they are certainly taking things in.

    Extrememly funny and I love the last one too

    HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?

    Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck. -- Ricky, age 10

    lolol

    So we all look like Trucks :D

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    Default Re: relationship advice from kids

    Kids do say the darnest things don't they. I really liked this one:

    WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?

    Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8

    It does remember me about the story my mum told me when I was born. My brother was 5 years old and asked how I was brought to earth. After knowing I came out of my mother he kinda thought further and came up with this solution:

    I used the ladder to climb out
    This Fox might out trick you but that does not mean I don't care

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