cablenew_noel

As an apprentice I was given the job of creosoting the lengths of timber
I did this for about 3 days but it was getting to me, lads pointing at me and whispering.
So I decided to get my own back I wasn’t having 2 good a time at home again so I decided to kill 2 birds with 1 stone

I waited till mum n dad had gone to work 1 day and got the hammer out of dads tool shed and knocked the door off hits hinges there in the corner was my bike…no keys tho
Dad had made a safe, put a huge padlock on it and of course no key 4 me lol. Anyway I smashed it to bits to get the keys 4 my bike

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Packed a few clothes into a bag took the few quid I found in the safe and off I went .posted the house keys through the letterbox
Went to petrol station and filled up then went riding round favorite haunts waiting for nighttime to come

Once darkness came I went to my employers and wearing my crash helmet put my head through the glass windows and climbed into the offices were I located the petty cash box and stole around 250 quid

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Booked myself into a little bed and breakfast for the night and had some supper and went to sleep.

After washing and changing next morning I went down for breakfast and paid for the room 9 quid it was.

Left there, belly full and climbing onto my bike felt good and headed for town.
I know I had my bike but sooner or later I would be stopped pops would’ve reported it stolen by me .so I hadn’t got long ,went to Wallace Arnolds and got a single ticket to Victoria station ,parked the bike up in a side street locked it ,posted the keys back to pops
I thought that was funny ,didntsay were the bike was either.

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Just a matter of waiting 4 the coach now and id be off back to the bright lights of London