Beer Words of Wisdom

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach
you to keep your mouth shut. --Ernest Hemmingway

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol
has taken out of me. --Winston Churchill

He was a wise man who invented beer. --Plato

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency
to thank her. --W.C. Fields

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady
Astor to Winston Churchill; --His reply, Madam, if you were my
wife, I would drink it.

If God had not intended us to drink beer, He would not have given
us stomachs. --David Daye

Work is the curse of the drinking class. --Oscar Wilde

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny
Youngman

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. --Benjamin
Franklin

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind
is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,
but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. --Dave Barry

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
--Humphrey Bogart

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
--Kaiser Wilhelm

I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
--Homer Simpson

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen
andoxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a
vital ingredient in beer. --Dave Barry


I drink to make other people interesting. --George Jean Nathan

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time
with fools. --For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding
on. --Dean Martin

All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so
let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
--Homer Simpson