Irish Doctor

A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go
fishing, so he approached his assistant.
'Murphy, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to
close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of
all me patients'.

'Yes, sir!' answers Murphy.

The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day
and asks:
' So,Murphy, how was your day?'

Murphy told him that he took care of three patients.
'The first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol.'

'Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?' asks the doctor.

'The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon,
so I did sir' says Murphy.
'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the
third one?' asks the doctor.

'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and a
young gorgeous woman borsts in so she does. Like bolt outta the
blue, she
tears off her clothes, taking off everyting including her bra and
her panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and
shouts: 'HELP ME for the love of St Patrick! For five years I
have not seen any man!''

'Tunderin' lard Jesus Murphy, what did you do?' asks the
doctor.

'I put drops in her eyes.'