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This is a discussion on Hairy Armpits within the Bar Jokes forums, part of the Humour category; A drunk is sitting at a bar when a woman stands behind him and raises her arm really high to ...

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    Default Hairy Armpits

    A drunk is sitting at a bar when a woman stands behind him and
    raises her arm really high to get the bartender's attention.

    She has very hairy armpits. The drunk sees this and yells at the
    bartender, "Get the ballerina a drink."

    She gets her drink and goes away.

    Later she returns and raises her arm again. The drunk sees her
    and yells to the bartender, "Get the ballerina another drink."
    She gets her drink and goes away again.

    The bartender asks the drunk how he knows that she is a ballerina
    given that she is a stranger and has never been in the bar before.

    The drunk replies, "She's got to be a ballerina if she can lift
    her leg that high."

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    Default Re: Hairy Armpits

    pmsl thats really good one

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    Default Re: Hairy Armpits

    lol - that's hilarious!!

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    Default Re: Hairy Armpits

    Hehe I like that one lol

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    Default Re: Hairy Armpits

    pmsfl where did you get that one from :P

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